welkam an m'retro inernet peij... it iz 2086 en am stil rannin dis shit, ano haha.                EYN, ma sol laf purpas iz enertein pipl eraun mi, so a hop u ganbi enertein hir.                nevigeshn izn left. brauz thru d'menyu en fand samthin kul.                enjoy yor stey, en thenks for stapping ba mi mano.                gad bles north ameriken federeshn forevar!

We live in a society. Society is bad and cringe. Therefore (er go) we should blow up banks, investment funds, media, anyone who owns equity in baby formula or energy drinks, and most importantly, politicians. I am proselytizing my hate, so that you too could buy into gentle eradication of unwanted individuals as a wide scale operation akin to the one Israel is currently conducting against Palestinians.

Our mission here at RAAAAWR.com is to [insert your website's mission or purpose]. We're committed to [brief description of what you do or offer]. And you bet your ass-ets we provide the best [removed by CIA glowies].

And now, for some comedic relief: Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? It's two tired!

We hope you'll take a look around and let us know if there's anything we can do to help. Thanks for visiting!


On a serious note...

I do not like social media of any kind, as they waste our precious time. I hope this doesn't come across as "boohoo le computer is le very baaaaad". I used to be glued to them screens, unable to avert my gaze even to take a shit, cause MOM IM PLAYING CLASH OF CLANS. I was a little retard, but now I have discovered the abyss of untapped knowledge, and have been addicted to watching indians write React apps on YouTube.

This website is my home. If you somehow find it in this current state, please do not blame me for being worse than Hitler. I am but a mentally crippled little guy, and I hope you like what I do here. If you don't like it.... well...... am sowwwwy >,___,<

You can press the chatty button to shoot me an encrypted p2p text via this automagical chat thing I coded. I might not be online though, so insta-response not guaranteed.


Webmaster's log:

<1/29/2025> update to the whole ui, and a complete redesign of the internal folder structure, because it was driving me insane (autistic)

<1/26/2025> i have raised this website from the grave where it has rightfully belonged because i felt benevolent today. as a result, every available section of it is now functional. with just a pinch of perseverence i will see to add more stuff to it. but who cares right lmaoooo